Friday, February 6, 2009

Sound off 02-06-09

'If you want to retain readers/commentary at your blog, you may want to disallow referring to them as “typical ignorant Christians who do not think for themselves.” You may also want to suggest that contributors refrain from using the f word and other obscenities. And you wonder why participation has dropped off and you have failed to garner an audience? When those of opposing viewpoints are not accorded respectful consideration, they will go elsewhere for online fellowship.'

Of them which thou gavest me have I lost none. They merely post their responses on their own blogs.

Seriously, I would ask everyone to accord respectful consideration to atheist opposing viewpoints, so long as they're sane and rationally justifiable. But as to the "f-word", and other obscenities...As long as I have a say, this blog will never censor other people's comments. We're all adults here.

I offer today's sound off not as a question, but as a command:

Be profane

Go nuts, people. Use this post as a depository for dirty jokes, foreign language vulgarities, slang terms for your favorite body parts, whatever your foul-mouthed little hearts desire. Get it out of your system, you'll feel good about yourself in the morning.

(C'mon, Biggums, this is your big chance to shine!)


  1. So, the teacher asked her class if anyone had a relative who fought in a war.

    Dirty Johnny raises his hand, the teacher calls on him, and he stands up and says:

    "My father fought in Vietnam,
    He met up with a Viet Cong,
    And he shot him in the ass."

    The teacher quickly corrected Johnny's bad language: "Rectum, Johnny, rectum"

    Johnny replied: "Wrecked 'em? Shit, he killed the motherfucker."

  2. Shit cunt motherfucker monkey brain worm pile in your mother's grave.

    Ah, thanks! That felt great...

    Thank you for attempting to shed positive light onto Atheism, for being tolerant, and for refusing to censor.

  3. Wow, even I'm blushing a little. Monkey brain?

    Thanks for your fucking comment, Margo!

  4. Ignorant mother fuckin' piece of cunt shit. Go choke on donkey cum and rinse with piss you dirty cocksucker. Tits.

    That covered the seven dirty words but it doesn't seem to be enough...

    Bitch, I fucked your mom. Your faggot dad wanted it too but he is a stupid twat of an asshole.

    Neuk hoerezel drol.


  5. Some Hungarian cusses my dad taught me (with probable spelling errors):

    -Az anyat kibaszot picsaya = your mother's fucked out cunt.

    -Bazdmeg a ketcsket kapsz turot = Fuck a goat, you get cheese.

    I'm not even sure what the second one means in English.

  6. Philosobot said, "I'm not even sure what the second one means in English."

    Thats how I know you've never fucked a goat.

  7. Zee said: "Thats how I know you've never fucked a goat."

    H'm, maybe I should just get over myself and finally give in to the temptation...

  8. Make sure you are in a country where it is legal. You are good to go in Mexico.

  9. Hey, with good info like that, you should make a travel guide.

  10. Coming soon:

  11. Can you believe it already exists? I hate when a good URL is taken by someone who isn't putting it to good use :/

  12. Fuckin' Hell! You are right! Some mother fuckin' shit for brains already has that blog!

  13. ... and the fucking ass-cunt hasn't used it since 2005. Why doesn't Blogspot purge unused blogs?

  14. In other news, I just watched the episode of South Park in which Cartman starts a boy band. Wendy Testaburger auditioned to be the fifth "boy" with this song:

    Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok
    Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big...

    Cock-a-doodle doodle the rooster just won't quit
    And I don't want my breakfast because it tastes like...

    Shih Tzus make good house pets they're cuddly and sweet
    Monkeys aren't good to have because they beat their...

    Meeting in the office, a meeting in the hall
    The boss he wants to see you so you can suck his...

    Balzac was a writer he lived with Alan Funt
    Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but that's cuz she's a...

    Contaminated water can really make you sick
    Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your...

    Dictate what I am saying for it will bring you luck
    And if you all don't like it I don't give a flying fuck.

  15. "the fucking ass-cunt hasn't used it since 2005. Why doesn't Blogspot purge unused blogs?"

    I don't know but I think they are twats.

    South Park is inspiring. Er... fuckin' inspiring.

  16. "I would not be surprised if Scrip had once himself been a fan of Butt"

    Its all good. I've always been a leg and ass man myself.

  17. Son of a horse rapist, what the fuck is wrong with this blog? When I went to the main page none of the blogs were showing. Blogspot should get their shit straight.

  18. We apologize for any inconfuckingvenience that bitchass Blogspot may have caused you.

  19. Philosobot said, "We apologize for any inconfuckingvenience that bitchass Blogspot may have caused you."