'If you want to retain readers/commentary at your blog, you may want to disallow referring to them as “typical ignorant Christians who do not think for themselves.” You may also want to suggest that contributors refrain from using the f word and other obscenities. And you wonder why participation has dropped off and you have failed to garner an audience? When those of opposing viewpoints are not accorded respectful consideration, they will go elsewhere for online fellowship.'
Seriously, I would ask everyone to accord respectful consideration to
I offer today's sound off not as a question, but as a command:
Be profane
Go nuts, people. Use this post as a depository for dirty jokes, foreign language vulgarities, slang terms for your favorite body parts, whatever your foul-mouthed little hearts desire. Get it out of your system, you'll feel good about yourself in the morning.
(C'mon, Biggums, this is your big chance to shine!)
Cute.
ReplyDeleteZee said: "Thats how I know you've never fucked a goat."
ReplyDeleteH'm, maybe I should just get over myself and finally give in to the temptation...
Make sure you are in a country where it is legal. You are good to go in Mexico.
ReplyDeleteHey, with good info like that, you should make a travel guide.
ReplyDeleteComing soon:
ReplyDeletehttp://fuckagoat.blogspot.com
Can you believe it already exists? I hate when a good URL is taken by someone who isn't putting it to good use :/
ReplyDeleteIn other news, I just watched the episode of South Park in which Cartman starts a boy band. Wendy Testaburger auditioned to be the fifth "boy" with this song:
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Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big...
Cock-a-doodle doodle the rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast because it tastes like...
Shih Tzus make good house pets they're cuddly and sweet
Monkeys aren't good to have because they beat their...
Meeting in the office, a meeting in the hall
The boss he wants to see you so you can suck his...
Balzac was a writer he lived with Alan Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but that's cuz she's a...
Contaminated water can really make you sick
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Dictate what I am saying for it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it I don't give a flying fuck.
"I would not be surprised if Scrip had once himself been a fan of Butt"
ReplyDeleteIts all good. I've always been a leg and ass man myself.
We apologize for any inconfuckingvenience that bitchass Blogspot may have caused you.
ReplyDeletePhilosobot said, "We apologize for any inconfuckingvenience that bitchass Blogspot may have caused you."
ReplyDeleteForfuckingiven.